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Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for Britain, is there? I say, next time they have one, fuck em!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged earthquake , paki , sand , crap , fuck em  - Current Score: 491 - Added: 9 months, 3 days ago

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , oil , sand , arabs  - Current Score: 175 - Added: 2 weeks ago

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In South Afrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice."

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Well mate, in New Zealand we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice ay."

The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.
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Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Kiwis - Tagged aussie , kiwi , south , african , shoot , gun , cup , sand , diamond , australian , new zealander , nz , pub , bar  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Shocking news reports are coming from the disputed border region between India and Pakistan. Indian Hindu fighters are capturing Pakistani Muslims and burying them up to their necks in sand.

Western governements have been highly critical of these methods, but have agreed to an aid package , and have promiced an extra foot of sand per prisoner.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , pakistanis , muslim , islam , aid , sand , execution , india , prisoners of war , pakistan  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago

Why doesn't Jordan let Harvey play in the sand pit ?...In case the cats bury him.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by miffy, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged jordan , harvey , sand , pit  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago

What's worse than letting the McCanns take your child on holiday?

Letting them play in Peter Tobins sand pit.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged peter , tobin , sand , pit  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand?


You can't gargle sand.
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Joke by SirRofalot, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged menstrual blood , sand  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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