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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"

So the couple walked in.

"I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in," the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the "sex god" that he was.

"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked the shopkeeper.

"Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied.

After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in and tried the sandals on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes ... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, quickly bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

At which point the Jamaican began screaming...

"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
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Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Feet - Tagged feet , wrong , jamaican , sandals , jamaica , jim davidson  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago

What do you call a French man in sandals?

Phillippe Flop
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged fench , france , flip flops , sandals  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago

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