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| For Sale- One glove. Genuine reason for sale: caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia. |    |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged hand mutilation , saudi , crime , criminal , glove - Current Score: 51 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| Certain Islamic groups in Britain are challenging the role of St George in English culture. Consider the facts- St George was a knight, a group typically known for thier sexist attitudes- a sword weilding militant figure, who would expect total obedience, who got off on random killing and violence for no good reason. Why do Muslims have a problem with that? Surely thats their ideal citizen? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Celebrity and news events > St. Georges Day - Tagged muslim , muslim , islam , paki , pakis , saudi , saudi arabia , english culture , english , england - Current Score: 37 - Added: 7 months, 9 days ago
| A British Scientist is giving a lecture, and and announces his findings: "Well, after a long and careful study of Earths movements in the next six months, we have some rather shocking findings. There is some bad news and some good news." The scientist continues, "well, we have looked at this in great detail, and it appears that these plate movements will cause massive Earthquakes, which will greatly affect Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and the Middle East. In six months time, over 50,000,000 Mulsims might have been left homeless, starving and even dead. The situation will make it impossible for many people in affected areas to leave the country, too, meaning that individuals won't be able to find refuge in other nations." The scientist looks at the crowd - they look horrified - he then says, "and the bad news is, it looks like this years FA cup final might have to be cancelled." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , football , pakis , pakistan , middle east , saudi , death , fa cup - Current Score: 37 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , hand , left , right , lefty , saudi , arabia , saudi arabia , offender , crime , criminal , hand , severed , hands - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| One of my mates got stoned on holiday. Last time I rape in Saudi. I tell you. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged stoned , saudi , rape - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
| What sounds like an Audi but gives off twice as much harmful emissions? A Saudi. | |
Joke by Muzza2k, in Religion and racism > Arabs - Tagged saudi , audi - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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