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| What's the difference between a gay and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your sausage. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , microwave , sausage - Current Score: 853 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paddy and Murphy need a drink! They pool their money, but only have 50 pence..Paddy takes all the cash into the butchers and buys a sausage.. They enter a bar and order 2 Guinness and drink them. When the barman asks for cash Paddy puts the sausage into his fly and Murphy sucks it!! The barman throws them out!! at the 10th pub Murphy said "I can`t do this much anymore, my knees are hurting, Paddy replies " your knees? I lost the sausage in the second pub!" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > sausage - Tagged sausage , suck , skint , irish - Current Score: 58 - Added: 10 months ago
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