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| What's the difference between a gay and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your sausage. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , microwave , sausage - Current Score: 974 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My daughter is quite smart for her age. She knew it wasn't a sausage at all. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sausage , penis , blow job - Current Score: 333 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| Paddy and Murphy need a drink! They pool their money, but only have 50 pence..Paddy takes all the cash into the butchers and buys a sausage.. They enter a bar and order 2 Guinness and drink them. When the barman asks for cash Paddy puts the sausage into his fly and Murphy sucks it!! The barman throws them out!! at the 10th pub Murphy said "I can`t do this much anymore, my knees are hurting, Paddy replies " your knees? I lost the sausage in the second pub!" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > sausage - Tagged sausage , suck , skint , irish - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| According to recent studies, blow jobs are a healthy breakfast for women. They come with one sausage, two nuts and a protein shot. Stay healthy, suck dick! | |
Joke by wolverine, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged sausage , breakfast , dick - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| Paddy and Mick both fancied a drink, so they added their cash together, but realised they only had 50p. Paddy has a brainwave and goes into the butchers and buys a sausage and puts it in his pocket before taking Mick to the pub and ordering 2 pints of lager. Just as they were both finished their beers Paddy slips the sausage through the zip in his jeans and Mick got down on his knees and started sucking on it. Disgusted, the barman threw them out. "I'm glad we're almost done here Paddy" says Mick as they got chucked out of the tenth pub in a row, "I'm getting sore knees." "Sore knees!?" asks Paddy, "I lost the sausage after the second pub" | |
Joke by Solid_Justice, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , mick , sausage , pub - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 week ago
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