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| I bought some Jamie Oliver sausages from Sainsbury's the other day. On the side of the packaging it said "Prick with a fork". |    |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Cooks - Tagged sausages , cooking , celebrity chefs - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection, I've got hundreds of them. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > Psychiatrist - Tagged crazy , sausages , collection , psychiatrist - Current Score: 88 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| Kerry Katona has had 15,000 pounds worth of liposuction done. That's not how much she paid, it's the weight in fat that they sucked out of her and used to make Iceland party sausages. Mmmm! C'mon kids, eat up. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , katona , iceland , fat , sausages - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Two sausages sizzling in a pan, one says to the other "Bloody hot in 'ere in it?" The other sausage says "Fuck me a talking sausage!" | |
Joke by studders, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged sausages , pan , sizzling - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Roy Keane bumps into Michael Chopra in the butchers and asks him why he is not at training. Michael replies "Im getting a pound of sausages Gaffa!" Keane goes crazy with him shouting "get yourself to training I'll get the sausages for you." As Keane is coming out he bumps into Bobby Robson. "Hello there Roy" says Bobby "what brings you down to this neck of the woods then?" Keane replies "Ah well Bobby I have just been getting a pound of sausages for Michael Chopra." Bobby says "Hey that's one hell of a deal you've got yourself there Roy!" | |
Joke by NUFC, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , michael chopra , chopra , keane , bobby robson , robson , roy keane , mackems , sausages - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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