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| Sing a song of syphilis, A fanny full of crabs, Four and twenty ulcers, and twice as many scabs When the scabs are opened, The cunt begins to sing, "What a fuckin' dirty place to put your penis in!" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged syphillis , crabs , scabs , ulcers , penis , fanny , cunt - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Sing a song of six-pence, A penis full of pus. Four 'n twenty black scabs, Just about to bust. When the scabs bust open, The pus begins to ooze. It dribbles off your fore-skin, And oozes on your shoes. | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged vd , penis , pus , scabs - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man goes up to hooker one day "Alright luv, how much for a shag like?" "Well, if you want a rough one that will be £25 or a smooth one one will be £50" "Go on then, I'm a bit skint at the minute, I'll have a rough one" So they go off and do the business. Afterwards the guy pays up "Before I go luv, just out of interest, whats the difference between a rough one and a smooth one?" "Ahhh" she says "If you wanted a smooth one, I'd have picked the scabs off first" | |
Joke by lashley, in Sex and shit > Prostitute - Tagged shag , scabs , whore - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
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