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| **THIS ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU DOUBLE CLICK THE SICK VOTE ON THE 'HOTTEST TODAY' LIST** After the BBC highlighted the scandal of Facebook's lax security where anyone can gain access to your personal details, I've found one in Sickipedia. If you double-click the SICK VOTE button on this joke, it'll take you to the member list, passwords and other secret data..........try it **THIS ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU DOUBLE CLICK THE SICK VOTE ON THE 'HOTTEST TODAY' LIST** |    |
Joke by smegs, in Celebrity and news events > Facebook - Tagged facebook , scam , identity theft - Current Score: 490 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning 'Do not use if seal is broken'. As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially pensioners have fallen for this evil scam? | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Sauce - Tagged hp , brown , seal , scam - Current Score: 114 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| A word of warning for those of you who may be regular B & Q customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another B&Q or Wickes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So, please be careful during these trying times. | |
Joke by J111STRX8, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged b&q , shopping , scam - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| How to become a millionaire: 1. Register the domain www.sickipedia.com 2. Fill it full of irony-laden, UK-specific jokes, with banner ads disguised as "Suck" icons. 3. Wait until America logs on, and watch the cash roll in. Fuck it - this might actually work... | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , thick , scam - Current Score: -2 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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