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| Newsflash: The Olympic Swimming Pool was evacuated earlier today when reports came in of a shark being seen in the water. Investigation into the incident revealed that the cause of the scare was Rebecca Adlington doing the backstroke. |    |
Joke by paulm, in Celebrity and news events > Rebecca Addlington - Tagged olympics , rebecca adlington , rebecca , shark , pool , scare - Current Score: 71 - Added: 3 months ago
| A young lion was talking to and older lion just before they were to be let into the Roman Forum for the final showdown with the Christians. "This is the first time for me, I'm not sure what I should do," said the younger lion. The older lion says, "it's easy: you run up to the Christians and roar as load as you can and take a swipe at them with your paw, just before you eat them!" "Why all the theatrics?" asks the younger lion. "Shouldn't we just eat them?" The older lion shakes his head, "NO, it's better to scare the shit out of them first...they taste better that way!" | |
Joke by Emm, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged lions , christians , scare , shit - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months ago
| What do you say to scare bees? Boo bees! | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged boobies , scare - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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