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| Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field. |    |
Joke by JOHN MAFIA, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged scarecrow , field , award - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I put a scarecrow up in my garden, to stop the birds nicking fruit from the trees. Just for fun, I put a Jade Goody mask on it. Fuck me, it must have scared the shit out of the birds, they started bringing the cherries back that they'd stolen last year! | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged scarecrow , cherries , garden , frightening - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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