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| A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods. It's a foul night; lightning spearing the sky and thunder is crashing. The child looks up at the paedo and says, "I'm scared". The paedophile says, "What the fuck are you moaning for? I've got to walk back on my own!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , paedophile , paedo , child , boy , woods , forest , lightening , storm , scared , thunder - Current Score: 298 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I have just been reading an article on the dangers of heavy drinking, to be honest, its scared the shit out of me! So, that's it, I've decided, after tonight, no more reading. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged reading , scared , heavy , drinking , article , tonight - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Gays give me the willies | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged scared - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
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