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| Statistically 10 out of every 5 people are Schizophrenic. |    |
Joke by slacktw@t, in Jokes with no home > Schizophrenic - Tagged schizophrenia , schizophrenic , schizo - Current Score: 201 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU "Hello and thank you for calling Sunny Days Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:" If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. I like this! | |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > mental - Tagged phoneline , schizo - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The closest to a threesome I ever got was when I fucked a schizophrenic. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged threesome , sex , schizo - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Did you know that I'm schizophrenic? Not really - he's just joking. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenic , schizo , schizophrenia , mental , illness - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| I used to have friends once, but the medication has taken them all away. | |
Joke by barrythebeast, in Illness and mortality > Multiple Personality Disorder - Tagged schizo , lonely , medicine , madness , friends - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 days ago
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