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Schizophrenia beats being alone.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged schizophrenia  - Current Score: 234 - Added: 1 year ago

Statistically 10 out of every 5 people are Schizophrenic.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by slacktw@t, in Jokes with no home > Schizophrenic - Tagged schizophrenia , schizophrenic , schizo  - Current Score: 201 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Why is it that when you talk to God, it's called praying,
but when God talks to you, it's called schizophrenia?
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Joke by laba, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , prayers , mental , schizophrenia  - Current Score: 112 - Added: 9 months, 13 days ago

What's the best thing about schizophrenia?

It turns a wank into an orgy!
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Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged orgy , wanking , schizophrenia  - Current Score: 102 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Of all the hilarious events at the Paralympics, my favourite would have to be the schizophrenic boxing.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rs79, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged paralympics , schizophrenia  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 4 months ago

Did you know that every two in one people are schizophrenic?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Pigster, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged two , people , one , schizophrenia  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago

Did you know that I'm schizophrenic?

Not really - he's just joking.
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Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenic , schizo , schizophrenia , mental , illness  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DomenicoSV, in Illness and mortality > schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenia , schizophrenic  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago

Many people believe Christmas is the worst time to be alone.

And they laughed at me when I said Schizophrenia was a good thing.
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Joke by freshy93, in Celebrity and news events > Christmas - Tagged schizophrenia , christmas  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 days ago

I was talking to a bloke with schizophrenia the other day.
He said
"The thing is I have 2 personalities and they absolutely hate each other"
I just told him not to beat himself up about it....
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Joke by BadJokes, in Jokes with no home > Schizophrenic - Tagged schizophrenia , split personality , abuse , beat , mental illness  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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