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| Statistically 10 out of every 5 people are Schizophrenic. |    |
Joke by slacktw@t, in Jokes with no home > Schizophrenic - Tagged schizophrenia , schizophrenic , schizo - Current Score: 201 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| "Doctor, doctor, I think I'm schizophrenic" "Well, that makes four of us" | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged four , doctor , schizophrenic - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| I went to a Schizophrenic's anonymous meeting today. I stood up and said "Hello, my name is Andy, and I'm John..." | |
Joke by pally76, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged schizophrenic , meeting - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| My Doctor told me I'm a Paranoid Schizophrenic. We think he's out to get us | |
Joke by wooly_sammoth, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged paranoid , schizophrenic - Current Score: 27 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| A schizophrenic man walks past a notice board at a university announcing a lecture. "I have half a mind to go to that", he thinks. | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged half , university , man , schizophrenic - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| Did you know that I'm schizophrenic? Not really - he's just joking. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenic , schizo , schizophrenia , mental , illness - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now. | |
Joke by DomenicoSV, in Illness and mortality > schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenia , schizophrenic - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| TIP OF THE DAY!!! Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "just who do you think you are?" | |
Joke by munkybars, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged tip , argument , schizophrenic , who , are , you - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| Now that the Paralympics have started, I for one am really looking forward to the schizophrenic boxing. | |
Joke by BertieMagoo, in Celebrity and news events > Random News - Tagged schizophrenic , boxing - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| I suppose if I had a choice between diseases, I would prefer to be a schizophrenic kleptomaniac. After all, you never feel alone....and if it gets too bad, you can always take something for it. | |
Joke by Emm, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged disease , kleptomaniac , schizophrenic - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago
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