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| Stockings and suspenders. Crotchless panties. Micro miniskirt. See through blouse. Carlsberg don't make School Uniforms......... |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Carlsberg - Tagged carlsberg , schoolgirl , uniform - Current Score: 218 - Added: 4 months ago
| My Wife was complaining today about how she needed new clothes and had nothing to wear. Lying cow, she's only worn her wedding dress once and hasn't even tried on the Schoolgirl Uniform I bought her. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged schoolgirl , uniform , wife , clothes - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| One of my pupils is massively dilated. I hope the baby isn't mine. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > childbirth - Tagged cervical dilation , eyes , schoolgirl - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Right now i'm watching this porno, dude gets on bus full of white highschool girls and gets raped I've been on a school bus before and this didn't happen. I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories. | |
Joke by mrmidas, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged porn , schoolgirl , bus - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| I'm a bit sad today - I just found out my crush from school died. I shouldn't fancy a nine-year-old anyway. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Crush - Tagged crush , school , schoolgirl - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
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