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| A new scientific study reveals that Jesus was actually a Mexican: - he was born in a barn - he walked around always wearing flip-flops - if he ever did anything, it was a miracle |    |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged jesus , mexican , miracle , science - Current Score: 112 - Added: 2 months ago
| This bloke goes into see his doctor and says, "every time I see a lorry, I get an erection." The doc laughs and says, "impossible." So the bloke stands up and walks over to the window and, after a lorry passes by, he pulls his trousers down to reveal a huge hardon. The doctor says, "this defies medical science, but give me a sample of blood then come back in three weeks and I'll have a result." Three weeks pass by and the bloke returns to the doctors. On entering his office, the doctor says, "sit down, I have some bad news for you." The bloke slumps into a chair and says, "what is it doc?" The doctor explains, "you're HGV positive." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Doctor - Tagged doctor , lorryhgv , science , blood , poitive - Current Score: 98 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed. So, that got me thinking... Mormons are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Mormons - Tagged wank , wankers , masturbation , science , depression , happy , mormon , mormons - Current Score: 87 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| If you're not part of the solution...you're either a solid or a gas. - Or you're part of the precipitate. --- How sublime | |
Joke by marky_77, in Jokes with no home > Science - Tagged science , solution , liquid , soluable , jimmy carr - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 week ago
| Thank god for science | |
Joke by stickyring, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , science - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| Instead of performing their experiment today, scientists at CERN have decided instead to merely release nude pictures of teenagers on their website. Now THAT's a Large Hardon Provider. | |
Joke by smackaine, in Celebrity and news events > Cern - Tagged news , swiss , science , hardon , nude , teenager - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Scientific evidence suggests that feeding chocolate to dogs is highly dangerous and must be avoided. From experience, I can say that this is true from what happened to my own dog. He choked on a rolo. | |
Joke by stoursicko, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dogs , chocolate , science , dangerous , choked - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months ago
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