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| A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up, and eyes it critically. "How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist. "Six pence," says the pharmacist. "How much for a new one?" "Ten pence," says the pharmacist. The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandanna, places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the pharmacy, kilt swinging. A moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout go up, followed by an even greater shout. The Scot walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks to the pharmacist. "The regiment has taken a vote," says the Scot. "We'll have a new one." |    |
Joke by ratman, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged military , scotish , tight fisted - Current Score: 60 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| A Scotsman had been visiting England on business, and when he returned home he sat down with his mates, and began to tell his story. " Well, I was in London, and I fancied a break, so I walked into a pub- anyway, turns out it was a fucking gay bar. So as I was sitting there, this puffter came up to make, ask me to do something ... urgh, I can't even bring myself to say it. I told him, I've never done that in my life. But, after a while, I gave in. I'm still in shock about it, I just can't believe I did it!" His mates looked at him, " Och, that does sound bad- what exactly did you do? " "Well," replied the Scot, " I bought him a drink." | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged scotish , scotland , mean , money , gay , england - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
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