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| I read this morning that the Scout Association is to start offering its members sexual health and relationships advice. Thinking back, I believe I would have appriciated some sexual advice back in my scouting days. Something like "Don't share a tent with scout leader Gary" |    |
Joke by Haynz, in Celebrity and news events > Scouts sex education - Tagged scouts , sex education , scout leader gary , his tent , one sleeping bag - Current Score: 172 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!" General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Real Quotes - Tagged cosgrove , prostitute , australians , scouts , guns - Current Score: 141 - Added: 8 months, 29 days ago
| I got kicked out the Scouts for eating a Brownie... | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged brownie , scouts - Current Score: 61 - Added: 6 months ago
| A man meets a beautiful woman in a bar. They agree to meet at her house the following night. The woman tells him to bring a Swiss Army knife as a gift, and to avoid being spotted he should climb up the trellace at the back of the house. The next night he goes to her house, climbs the trellace, but takes a wrong turn and ends up in a room with a cupboard full of Swiss Army knives. The woman walks in. "There you are!" she says. "Why do you have so many Swiss Army knives?" he asks. "Well," she replies, "while I am young and beautiful, I can get any man I want, but when I get older I won't be so lucky. But it's amazing what a Boy Scout will do for a Swiss Army knife!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged swiss army knife , army , knife , swiss , scouts , sex - Current Score: 18 - Added: 9 months, 21 days ago
| I just got thrown out of Scouts. I ate a Brownie | |
Joke by boatshoes, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged ross noble , scouts , brownie - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
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