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| I was out with a Liverpool lass the other night. I was just getting down to some serious heavy-petting when she whispered "That's nice, but your ring's scratching inside me.." I said, "It's not my ring, it's my watch!!" |    |
Joke by Vaginadiner, in Sex and shit > Fingering - Tagged ring , scratching , wristwatch , fanny like a wizards sleeve , heavypetting , slack - Current Score: 33 - Added: 8 months, 12 days ago
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