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| What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , gang , gang rape , eight , leg , legs , black , racist , racism , scream , women , screams , raped - Current Score: 366 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged orgasm , sex , scream , moan , sweat , its christmassss - Current Score: 170 - Added: 10 months, 29 days ago
| How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your knob on the curtains. | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged scream , sex , curtains , girlfriend - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What is the difference between a hooker and a banana? A banana doesn't scream when you peel the skin off. | |
Joke by cherub, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged hooker , banana , scream , difference - Current Score: 101 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? Cot death. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged inch , inches , stiff , hard , scream , night , cry , baby , babies , women , woman , cot death , cot , dead , death - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , cook , coocked , jews , cooks , oven , scream , pizza - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| How do you make your girlfriend scream while you are having sex? Telephone and tell her. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girlfriend , scream , telephone - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| In Austria, no-one can hear you scream. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Girl In Cellar - Tagged fritzl , cellar , josef , elisabeth , austria , scream - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| I never realised just how much women scream, until I bought some binoculars and started to really *study* them. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged binoculars , pervert , voyeur , scream , girl next door - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| I think Sickipedia is like my sex life. I get fucked about 200 times a year. And, just once in a while, I scream with delight!.........just once in a while. | |
Joke by mynameissue, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sickipedia , scream , delight - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
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