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| A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST, FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, What may we do for you, my son He answers, I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business. Very well, my son. Please follow me. He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, Please knock on this door. He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway. He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged screwed , nuns , prostitution , whore , slapper - Current Score: 28 - Added: 7 months ago
| A meteor struck Earth and the sole surviving man wakes up to see himself surrounded by hundreds mutated cannibals ready to eat him alive at any second. The man was in shock, and whispered to himself, "Oh my God... I'm fucked." The clouds parted and a ray of light made its way down to where the man was. Gods voice spoke to him saying "No.. you are not fucked, don't worry. Throw that piece of rock in front of you as hard as you can to the cannibal with the biggest head mask." The man hits the Chief of the tribe right on the forehead with the rock. And with that, he collapsed to the floor. God: "Now you're fucked." | |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged cannibal , rock , screwed , earth , meteor , god , fucked - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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