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| I don't agree with Vodafone's advertising campaign. It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community" Now correct me if I'm wrong but that's the Gypsies! |    |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged jimmy carr , vodafone , gypsy , dirty , mobile community , phone , pikey , cunt , scum , sick - Current Score: 213 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav? Father's day. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , scum , father , fathers day , day , year , confusing , confusion - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I seem to be seeing a lot of people out walking Staffordshire Bull Terriers at the moment, especially round Council Estates and the like. I'll be honest, I really don't like them. They are ugly, muscular, vicious, unintelligent and seem liable to attack you for no reason. Their dogs, on the other hand, I quite like. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged scum , dog , staffordshire bull terrier - Current Score: 114 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| Why are cigarettes like Pikeys? They smell to high heaven, come in packs of 20 and are barred out of every pub in England. | |
Joke by fidothedog, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikeys , travellers , scum , vermin , cunts - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| How do you know when petrol prices are at their highest? London taxi drivers start to take the shortest route. | |
Joke by Doctor_Fresh, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged taxi , london , scum - Current Score: 70 - Added: 9 months ago
| The atmosphere at Sunderland matches is brilliant and everybody knows each other. I suppose that's one advantage of inbreeding. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Jokes with no home > SAFC - Tagged inbreeding , mackem , scum - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do you make a chav take off his socks? Ask him to count to twenty. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , scum - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| (100% true) I noticed one of the local "Benefits Families" at a petrol station. You know the sort- where no-one works as they are all on hand outs (yet still can afford a car, of course.) Anyway, they were complaining about the "High Taxes" on petrol. Stupid, hypocritical fucks. Where exactly do they think their money comes from to buy the petrol in the first place? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged benefits , dole , unemployment , tax , scum , chavs , petrol - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months, 4 days ago
| Isn't it a bit ironic that the people who queue at the job centre are called the "working class"? | |
Joke by storyteller, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged classist , irony , oxymoron , working class , scum , snob - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Whats the difference between being born in London and born in Liverpool? If your born and live in London your a Londonder born 'n' bred If your born and live in Liverpool your a Liverpudlian born inbred. | |
Joke by David7Villa, in Jokes with no home > Liverpool - Tagged london , liverpool , scouser , inbred , difference , scum - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago
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