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| I stayed in a Turkish hotel: it overlooked the sea. Unfortunately, it also overlooked hygiene, good service and edible meals. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Turkish - Tagged hotel , sea , hyiegne - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| When I look at the moon, I see you, When I look at the stars, I see you, When I look at the sea, I see you, Move out my fucking way you fat bitch! | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged fat missus , moon , stars , sea - Current Score: 56 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| What do you call 1,000 Niggers in a fast flowing river? Blackcurrent! | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged niggers , sea - Current Score: 29 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
| Went to a sea food party last night. Pulled a mussel. | |
Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged mussell , sea , food , tim vine - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| Yesterday was national walk to work day. Much to the annoyance of the deep sea fishermen. | |
Joke by offended?, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged work , sea , fish - Current Score: 13 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
| Why don't they let Pakis swim in the sea? Because they can't get the smell out of the fish. | |
Joke by S7even, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , swim , sea , smell , fish - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| I don't see the problem with global warming. Apparantly the Earth will heat up and sea levels will rise. Great, I've always wanted to live in a warm place by the sea. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Global warming - Tagged global warming , sea , earth - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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