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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , boat , speed , speedboat , land , sea , water , fast , fastest , stevie , wonder , stevie wonder  - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

I stayed in a Turkish hotel: it overlooked the sea.
Unfortunately, it also overlooked hygiene, good service and edible meals.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Turkish - Tagged hotel , sea , hyiegne  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Went to a sea food party last night.

Pulled a mussell.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged mussell , sea , food , tim vine  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What do you call 1,000 Niggers in a fast flowing river?

Blackcurrent!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged niggers , sea  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago

I don't know what all the fuss is about with this shark coming to Cornwall.
It's the first thing in ages that has tried to get into this country that is white.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > St. Ives shark sighting - Tagged black , immigration , news , cornwall , st. ives , shark , sighting , white , sea , fish , panic , the sun , racism , bigotry , nature , coast  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Why don't they let Pakis swim in the sea?

Because they can't get the smell out of the fish.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by S7even, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , swim , sea , smell , fish  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago

Yesterday was national walk to work day.
Much to the annoyance of the deep sea fishermen.
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Joke by offended?, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged work , sea , fish  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

Two men are sitting in the pub.

"It's a shame about Billy's mum, isn't it?"

"Yeah, what happened to her again?"

"She died... the Big C."

"What... she drowned?"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TheMilkman, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged cancer , sea  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 day ago

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