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| I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning 'Do not use if seal is broken'. As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially pensioners have fallen for this evil scam? |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Sauce - Tagged hp , brown , seal , scam - Current Score: 114 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| So this baby seal walks into a club. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged seal , club , animals - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal. | |
Joke by lurch_555, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged walrus , seal - Current Score: 26 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| It's ironic that the pop singer Seal looks like he's been clubbed. | |
Joke by blackielawless, in Celebrity and news events > Seal - Tagged seal , black , pop , irony - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Which drink do seals hate most? Canadian club on the rocks! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged canadian club , seal , rocks - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| As an Eskimo, I try to ignore the warnings now found on my rolling tobacco. I mean, if they think I'm gonna break the Seal gently, they can fuck off. | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Jokes with no home > Eskimo - Tagged eskimo , seal , bestiality - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| What do NASA, Tylenol and a sealion have in common? They're all looking for a tight seal. | |
Joke by thedevilmademedoit, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle , challenger , tylenol , seal , adamski - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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