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| Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess diana , cross , road , seat , belt , seat belt , seatbelt , wear , wearing , crash , car , dead , death , accident - Current Score: 197 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova, a shame? A Nova seats 4. Why is it a shame to see 4 chavs going over the edge of a cliff in a nova? There's always room in the boot. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , chav , seat , seats , cliff , nova , car , boot - Current Score: 128 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing." Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap." | |
Joke by templett, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged bus , seat , lap - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| "Please leave this toilet as you would expect to find it," said a sign on the back door of the gents at my office. So I shat on the seat through a shower head and scribbled my mobile number on the wall, inviting people to call me for cock fun. Then they sacked me. There really is no pleasing some people, is there? | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged toilet , seat , mobile , cock - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| How do you know if you've passed an elephant in the dark? It won`t flush away and you can't get the seat down! | |
Joke by unfunny, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged toilet , elephant , seat - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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