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| Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess diana , cross , road , seat , belt , seat belt , seatbelt , wear , wearing , crash , car , dead , death , accident - Current Score: 197 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A cop gave me a ticket last night because my new girlfriend wasn't wearing the proper restraints while she was riding in my car. On an unrelated note, does anybody know where I can pick up a cheap baby seat? | |
Joke by drnano, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged cop , driving , seatbelt - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
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