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| For those who don't know what Victoria's Secret is, David Beckham has a tiny penis. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Victorias Secret - Tagged victorias secret , secret , beckham , posh , shhhh - Current Score: 95 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| I've always thought there was something secret and mysterious about the g-spot....but I can't quite put my finger on it. | |
Joke by ferret, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged fingering , secret , gspot - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 week ago
| The new nun goes to her first confession and tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. She says, "Father, I forgot to put any knickers on today and am naked under my robe." The priest says, "Bless you, my child. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar." | |
Joke by fatuous_sunbeam, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged knickers , panties , secret , confession , altar - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| An old couple was watching a documentary on TV about men in an African tribe whose penises were 24" long. Their secret was that they tied a string around their penises and stretched them with weights every day. The old woman asked, "Do you think you could try that?" and hubby responded, "Sure! Why not?" So the old man started on his "weight training" and after a day or so, the old woman asked, "So, how is it going?" "Well, I'm about half way there." answered the old man. "Oh, my!" the woman cried, "You mean it's up to twelve inches?!" "Naw." The man replied, "But it's turned black." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged old , tribe , penises , secret , weights - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic bliss had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage “Well it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the woman. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my mule stumbled. My husband quietly said, 'that's once'. We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more he said quietly, 'that’s twice'. We hadn’t gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time. He promptly removed a gun from his pocket and shot the mule. Well, of course, I started to protest over his treatment of the mule. He looked at me and quietly said, 'that’s once'..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged mule , shot , once , marriage , secret - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| My mate was bragging about this girl he met at the bar last night: "It was amazing! She had a 4" long clit and she loved doing oral - we did oral all night long! I think I'm in love with this girl!" I didn't have the heart to tell him... | |
Joke by Cyberpope, in Sex and shit > Advice - Tagged confusion , sucker , loser , secret , cruel , tranny , gay , clitoris , oral - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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