Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| A boss gives his gorgeous secretary an expensive fur coat as a Christmas present. As she is admiring herself in the mirror her boss looks her up and down and says, "your knickers are coming down." Embarrassed, she quickly looks down to check. "No they're not," she replies, relieved. "They are, or the coat goes back to the fucking shop." |    |
Joke by captain slow, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged secretary , boss - Current Score: 120 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's the difference between a secretary and a cannon? You wouldn't fire a cannon that doesn't blow properly | |
Joke by giobob, in Sex and shit > Secratary - Tagged blow , cannon , secretary - Current Score: 88 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A sexy secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Sir, I have some bad news." Her boss looks at her and replies, "Honey, you always give me bad news...how about some fucking good news for a change." She thinks for a second, looks at him, and says, "erm, okay...you're not sterile." | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Secratary - Tagged secretary , boss , pregnant - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| I love going into the stock cupboard at work and shagging the secretary over the table! However, my boss has said he'd prefer it if I did them both at the same time. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Shag - Tagged work , office , secretary , shag , sex , boss - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
| A secretary walks into her boss's office and says 'Can I use your Dictaphone?'. He says 'No, dial with your finger like everyone else". | |
Joke by cc1957, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged secretary , dictaphone - Current Score: 4 - Added: 6 months ago
| I got a rise at work the other day. It's that secretary bending over all the time. | |
Joke by joke disaster, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged rise , work , secretary - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| One morning a secretary says to her boss " Hey boss, have you ever rubbed vaseline into your cock ? " The boss nearly chokes on his coffee and says " Why on earth do you ask that ? " She says " Well I had a chapped lip yesterday and today it's gone " | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged secretary , cock , vaseline - Current Score: 1 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.01ms doing 9 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.61% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel