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| I went to a fortune teller last week and he told me a lot of money is coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van. |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged securicor , money , fortune teller - Current Score: 141 - Added: 7 months, 5 days ago
| One of those Securicor vans was held up in my town this morning... The car in front of it was being driven by a woman. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women drivers , securicor , security , hold up , robbery - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| My mate saw a fortune teller last week and was told there was a lot of money coming his way. Unlucky cunt got hit by a Securicor van. | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Fortune Teller - Tagged mate , money , unlucky , securicor - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
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