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| On entering the US, I was put through a security scanner and was then told "Sir, I must ask you, have you ever desired to attack the United States of America?" I was amazed and replied "God, does that machine read minds as well?" |    |
Joke by Kuraingu Furiman, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged america , security , read minds - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| One of those Securicor vans was held up in my town this morning... The car in front of it was being driven by a woman. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women drivers , securicor , security , hold up , robbery - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| Even after I showed him the fifteen forms of birth control I had prepared, Mr Roberts still wouldn't let me take Amy to the prom. Funny sense of security that man has over his wife. | |
Joke by Sidorio, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , prom , security - Current Score: 11 - Added: 10 months, 5 days ago
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