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There was an old woman from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in less than an hour
her tits were in flower
and her vagina was covered in weeds
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Joke by footieben15, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged leeds , seeds , flower , tits , vagina  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago

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