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| I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they don't sell mongs to the public. |    |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs , mongs , mongies , mongoloids , spazzos , spastics , spackos , retards , sell , present , wife , special - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| I went to see a bondage mistress, with a fully stocked "leather dungeon," who had a big black man chained to the wall as her "sub." She said she would flog him for 100 Quid. I accepted. What a bargain- I'll get a good 40 years work out of him. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , slave , bondage , nigger , money , dominatrix , whip , flog , sell , pub - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months ago
| A guy walks into a bar and there's a horse behind the counter serving drinks. The guy can't stop staring, when the horse says, "hey, mate, what are you staring it? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "no, it's not that, it's just I never thought the parrot would sell up." | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged bar , drinks , horse , parrot , sell - Current Score: -1 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
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