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| A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves. A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him, and then yells, "Clean up in aisle 4!" |    |
Joke by stevo2560, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , condom size , cock size , penis , semen - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time. I found that a bit hard to swallow. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged semen , spunk , cum , litre , swallow - Current Score: 162 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates. Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate. Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty? | |
Joke by SoccerGod, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged whale , sperm , semen , sex , qi , alan davies - Current Score: 156 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| Why is Madeleine McCann like a submarine? Both are 10 feet under and full of seamen. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , paedophile , madeleine , semen , seamen , sub , submarine , dead , maddie - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the difference between make-up and semen? Madeleine McCann will never have her face plastered with make-up. | |
Joke by Solid_Justice, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , semen , cum - Current Score: 130 - Added: 9 months ago
| I was thrilled when my wife said she loved the taste of my semen. I'm a captain of the navy so I wasn't so thrilled when I worked out exactly what she meant. Bitch. | |
Joke by romeo, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged semen , wife navy - Current Score: 122 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I'm not sure about Bukakke...I mean it's just so in your face. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Bukkake - Tagged spunk , man milk , bollock porridge , semen , spooge , the white stuff - Current Score: 101 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| A new study reveals that using a laptop can reduce men's sperm count. I don't know if this is true, but they can definitely lower semen count, especially if you visit the right sites......I have conducted this study first hand. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged hand job , laptop , semen - Current Score: 87 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? Because it's full of Arab semen. | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arab , camel , semen - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A woman is crawling across the floor on all fours with sperm dribbling out of both sides of her mouth. What does this tell you? The floor's level! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged spunk , cum , semen , sex , woman , dribbles - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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