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| My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do. He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Prison - Tagged mate , murder , finger prints , knife , life , sentence - Current Score: 163 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| Yesterday a severe stutterer was sent to prison for drink driving. He was given six months but the police don't think he will finish his sentence. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > Stutter - Tagged stutter , prison , driving , sentence - Current Score: 137 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| NEWSFLASH!!! A man who robbed banks and building societies, disguised as a woman, has finally been caught. The judge gave him a long prison sentence, and warned him that his career as a female impersonator was probably not over just yet... | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Prison - Tagged banks , woman , prison , sentence , female , impersonator - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| My wife was just telling me that men can't multi-task, but I asked her to hold on until I've finished typing this sentence. | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged sentence , multitask , wife , men - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
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