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| I took my car in for a service yesterday. You should have seen the look on the minister's face. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , service , minister , church - Current Score: 72 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| I was told by my doctor that I was working too hard, he told me to take an easier job, so I joined the Welsh Fire Service. I thought, 'fuck me, it rains 80% of the time, how difficult can this be?' | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged welsh , fire , service , rains all the time to be honest - Current Score: 72 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered, "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." "Nooo" he replies, "shhitt's ok, i'm not waiting to come in, i'm waiting to get out" | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged bar , open , room , service , hotel , clerk , drunk - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny." "Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Father Scott, what is this?" Little Johnny asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged vicar , child , service - Current Score: 17 - Added: 10 months ago
| At what hotel can you always get any service you'd like? The Paris Hilton. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris , hilton , hotel , service , like , paris hilton - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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