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| Two rats in a sewer. The first one says, " I'm sick of this, turds for breakfast, turds for dinner, yet more turds for tea and - Fuck Me! - guess what? A turd for supper." And the other rat says, "don't worry, tonight we'll go on the piss." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged rats , turds , piss , breakfast , dinner , tea , supper , sewer - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Prince Charles goes down the sewers to meet some drainage workers. He is introduced to old Alf, who's been working in the sewers for forty years. "This work is far more interesting than you may think" says Alf to Charles, "for instance, see that turd over there? You can tell that's from the hairdressers on the High Street, because of all the bits of cut hair stuck to it" "Mmm, fascinating," says the Prince. "And, you see that one over there?" says Alf. "Well that's from the garage on the next industrial estate, you can tell by the oily sheen on it." "Extraordinary," says the Prince, "what about that rather large one, over there, in the corner?" asks the Prince. "Why," says Alf, "thats from my very own house, that's one of my wife's turds." "Incredible!" exclaims Charles, "how on earth can you tell?" "Easy," replies Alf, "it's got my sandwiches tied to it." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged turd , sandwiches , garage , hairdressers , sewer , billy connolly - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month ago
| There's a Civil Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, and a Mechanical Engineer in a bar discussing about God. The Mechanical Engineer says God must have come from my profession. Look at the human body; all those joints and tendons, very little friction, and lasts a lifetime. The Electrical engineer says, no, he must have come from my profession. Look at all those nerves, neurons, and brain circuitry; Only an Electrical Engineer could design that. The Civil Engineer says, you're both wrong. He has to be from my profession. Only a Civil Engineer would put a sewer through an area of special interest! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Engineers jokes - Tagged civil , engineer , penis , god , sewer - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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