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| A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? |    |
Joke by andino, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , wife , sexist , mans , best , friend - Current Score: 1183 - Added: 8 months, 19 days ago
| I see a lot of women are using this site... The dinner won't cook itself you know. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , cooking , sexist , sickipedia , kitchen , dishes - Current Score: 531 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
| A man is lying in bed with his wife when she rolls over and says, "Say something dirty to me." He replies, "the dishes." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged man , wife , dirty , sex , sexist - Current Score: 258 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| I definitely do not understand women. My wife says I should be more like her 'perfect' gay male friend, but she screamed blue murder when I tried to shag her up the arse. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , wife , gay , best friend , arse , anal - Current Score: 237 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| I got a phone call the other day from an old flame of mine. It had been years since we'd spoken and was great to catch up. We were getting on really well and she suggested that we should meet up "for old time's sake". I was well up for it, as I hadn't been getting any for a while. We arranged to meet up the following day. Now, in truth I'd let myself go a bit over the years and so thought I'd come clean. I told her "I'm probably not quite how you remember me. I've started to go bald and have been indulging a little too much in the good life." To which she started to giggle like a schoolgirl and then said to me, "Oh, don't worry! I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off. | |
Joke by smokey, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged sexist , women - Current Score: 213 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast. | |
Joke by bod88, in Jokes with no home > Sexist - Tagged sexist , wife , breakfast - Current Score: 188 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark. How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows; they never get the house. What do a beer bottle and a woman have in common? There both empty from the neck up. How is a pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it | |
Joke by ged, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged women , sexist - Current Score: 187 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
| Why have we never sent a woman to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning! | |
Joke by andino, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , moon , cleaning , sexist - Current Score: 185 - Added: 1 year ago
| I like to steal other people's jokes due to my illness: "Being a Tosser" | |
Joke by Sputnik, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged chuck norris , google , spastic , sex , funny , nigger , racism , racist , sexist - Current Score: 183 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminist , sexist - Current Score: 157 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
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