Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Page 1 of 2 - Next Page
| My perfect woman would have to be Kate McCann. She's fit as fuck, works as a doctor, and if you get her up the duff you don't have to pay child support for too long. |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged kate mccann , maddie , madeleine , pregnancy , fit , sexy , gynaecologist too so she probably does girlongirl - Current Score: 196 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| My girlfriend was complaining that we don't have enough foreplay before sex. So last night, I tied her to the bed, and slipped a blindfold over her eyes. Then I lubed her pussy with strawberry jam... and licked her out for two whole hours. Or that's what she thinks - it's amazing what the dog will do for some pork pie jelly. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Dogs - Tagged cunnilingus , dog , bestiality , jelly , sexy , blindfold , humans can lick too - Current Score: 156 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I once told my wife she looked sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed her hand in the car door on purpose. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , sexy , car , emo philips - Current Score: 122 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| I bought some sexy lingerie to spice things up in the bedroom with my wife. She thought I looked ridiculous in them. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Kinky - Tagged sexy , lingerie , wife - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian. Now she's fucking a guy called José. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged pubic hair , pubes , brazil , waxing , brazilian , sexy , shave , girlfriend , wife - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 days ago
| What is it about beards and glasses that children find so sexy? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged beards , frankie boyle , paedophile , paedophillia , glasses , beard , kids , children , sexy , look - Current Score: 80 - Added: 9 months ago
| Lewis Hamilton had just finished the F-1 race in Hungary at the weekend when he was approached by a sexy blonde in the pit lane. She said, "Bloody hell, I bet you're hard on tyres." And Lewis said, "I bet it fucking doesn't, love." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged sexy , blonde , hard on , formula one , lewis hamilton , pit lane , tyres , bet - Current Score: 53 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| Three blokes get caught by Red Indians, an English bloke, a Scottish chap, and an Irishman. The Red Indian Chief tells them that they must die by use of bow and arrow, but they each have one request. The English bloke asks for a sexy blonde who he shags for ten minutes before he recieves an arrow to the head. The Scottish bloke asks for a bottle of Jack Daniels, which he swigs straight down, and he recieves an arrow straight to the head as well. Paddy asks for a bottle of aftershave and he splashes it all over his body. The Indian Chief fires his bow and arrow at Paddy but the arrow shoots to the left, so he fires another arrow but this time it shoots to the right. The Chief tells Paddy that if he fails to kill him with his third arrow then he is free to go. He fires the arrow but it goes straight over Paddy's head. The Chief says, "you are a free man but, can I ask you, what aftershave you are wearing?" Paddy says, "Aramis!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged arrow , bow , blonde , sexy , beer , aftershave , aramis , indians , paddy - Current Score: 42 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| Apparantly the producers of Big Brother wanted to re-vamp the show, to give it a more sexy, sophisticated look. They also wanted to include more ethnic minorities in the show. I wish they would make up their fucking minds. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged big brother , nigger , niggers , paki , pakis , chinese , wogs , blacks , sexy , ethnic minority , channel four - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| My wife has a Brazilian bikini line. A tangled sweaty rainforest. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged pubes , brazilian , waxing , sexy , sweaty , fat , smelly , whore , shave , please , thanks to staffer - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 days ago
Page 1 of 2 - Next Page
Custurd spent 0.02ms doing 12 queries and 0.09s processing. She's 9.94% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel