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| Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann's villa to look under the bed. |    |
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , maddie , madeleine , mcann - Current Score: 277 - Added: 5 months ago
| I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that's fucking disgusting... I mean, what man would want to shag her twice? | |
Joke by DDJ, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged shannon , shannon matthews , matthews , shannons mum , dewsbury , karen matthews - Current Score: 270 - Added: 5 months ago
| What does Shannon Matthews and a porno mag have in common? You hide them under your bed when you're done with them. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , porno - Current Score: 226 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , shannon , matthews , maddy , mcann , shannon matthews , maddie , maxmoore - Current Score: 196 - Added: 5 months ago
| As a rule of thumb every dog year is about the same as 7 human years. Which explains why Karen Matthews looks so fucking awful at the age of 32. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged doggy position , shannon matthews , shannon , shannons mum - Current Score: 173 - Added: 4 months ago
| To the Adam's Family theme tune: Your Sister is your Mother, Your Father is your Brother, You all shag one another , The Matthews Family. Der Der Der Dum Dum... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , shannon , shannons mum - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 months ago
| The police have released a statement following the arrest of Shannon Matthew's mother. They say they have not arrested her on suspicion of the abduction of her daughter, they are simply investigating how she managed to get five different people to have sex with her in the first place. | |
Joke by Adam Mack, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , shannon , shannons mum - Current Score: 115 - Added: 4 months ago
| If beauty is skin deep then Karen Matthews must have been born inside out! | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged matthews , karen , shannon , ugly , slapper - Current Score: 100 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've always believed in God inspite of war and evil in the world, and I believed that there is beauty in everything deep down. This all changed when I saw Karen Matthews. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen , matthews , shannon , ugly , god , albinobob - Current Score: 85 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the difference between Shannon Matthews and Lassie? Lassie came home. (Alternative answers- Lassie had nicer hair, Lassie has a prettier face, Lassie is a better fuck) | |
Joke by IchKommen, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged shannon matthews , lassie , abduction , news , shannon - Current Score: 85 - Added: 6 months ago
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