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| Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann's villa to look under the bed. | ![]() |
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , maddie , madeleine , mcann - Current Score: 277 - Added: 5 months ago
| I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that's fucking disgusting... I mean, what man would want to shag her twice? | ![]() |
Joke by DDJ, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged shannon , shannon matthews , matthews , shannons mum , dewsbury , karen matthews - Current Score: 270 - Added: 5 months ago
| What does Shannon Matthews and a porno mag have in common? You hide them under your bed when you're done with them. | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , porno - Current Score: 226 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. | ![]() |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , shannon , matthews , maddy , mcann , shannon matthews , maddie , maxmoore - Current Score: 196 - Added: 5 months ago
| As a rule of thumb every dog year is about the same as 7 human years. Which explains why Karen Matthews looks so fucking awful at the age of 32. | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged doggy position , shannon matthews , shannon , shannons mum - Current Score: 173 - Added: 4 months ago
| To the Adam's Family theme tune: Your Sister is your Mother, Your Father is your Brother, You all shag one another , The Matthews Family. Der Der Der Dum Dum... | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , shannon , shannons mum - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 months ago
Joke by Adam Mack, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , shannon , shannons mum - Current Score: 115 - Added: 4 months ago
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged matthews , karen , shannon , ugly , slapper - Current Score: 100 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've always believed in God inspite of war and evil in the world, and I believed that there is beauty in everything deep down. This all changed when I saw Karen Matthews. | ![]() |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen , matthews , shannon , ugly , god , albinobob - Current Score: 85 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the difference between Shannon Matthews and Lassie? Lassie came home. (Alternative answers- Lassie had nicer hair, Lassie has a prettier face, Lassie is a better fuck) | ![]() |
Joke by IchKommen, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged shannon matthews , lassie , abduction , news , shannon - Current Score: 85 - Added: 6 months ago
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