The Background

I share a home PC with the missus, so I'm not stupid enough to save my porn anywhere on the computer. I've had a system over a good few years now where whilst perusing bunnyteens.com etc etc I'll keep my hotmail tab open and email myself all my favourite links,copying and pasting as I go.

The Theory

When the wench goes to her sisters or shopping I jump on my hotmail, click the links, save the videos, stick them in playlist on windows media pl [...]

The Background

I share a home PC with the missus, so I'm not stupid enough to save my porn anywhere on the computer. I've had a system over a good few years now where whilst perusing bunnyteens.com etc etc I'll keep my hotmail tab open and email myself all my favourite links,copying and pasting as I go.

The Theory

When the wench goes to her sisters or shopping I jump on my hotmail, click the links, save the videos, stick them in playlist on windows media player and bobs your uncle, wankarama!

The Problem

Three days ago she came home early, I heard the door close so I closed media player, clearing history en route. Emptied the folder where I stored all the videos on my desktop to recycle bin and deleted. Cleared the history on my internet and went and jumped in the shower.

The So Far So Good...

I came out the shower to find my wife typing up her shopping list (seriously) and within five seconds of standing there I hear "Oh my god what is this?" I'm thinking to myself I checked everything, I'm in the clear. I look over to the screen to see her having hit Paste and have it jump to a link with 4 video tabs of a girl getting fucked in the face...

The Painful Reality

I am now living at my brother's house and she is moving back in with her mother.

The Plus Side

I can jack off whenever I want because I worked for my father in law and he has released me of my position.

The Advice

Remember to make your copy and paste the tesco website or the words "surprise presents for the love of your life" and not links to videos of face fucked teens.'