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| I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian. Now she's fucking a guy called José. |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged pubic hair , pubes , brazil , waxing , brazilian , sexy , shave , girlfriend , wife - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 days ago
| My wife has a Brazilian bikini line. A tangled sweaty rainforest. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged pubes , brazilian , waxing , sexy , sweaty , fat , smelly , whore , shave , please , thanks to staffer - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 days ago
| I was three inches away from being run over by a Gillette lorry today - now that's what you call a close shave. | |
Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Shaving Gillette - Tagged gilette , shave - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| I was reading about that girl who swallowed a razor blade. Not only did she suffer a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, and a hysterectomy, but she castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, took two fingers off a casual acquaintance, gave her neighbour a harelip and she still had five shaves left. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Shave - Tagged razor blade , tonsils , appendix , hysterectomy , circumcised , fingered , harelip , shave , neighbour , swallow - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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