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| The Austrian • Builds an underground lair, so well-hidden and soundproofed his own wife never finds it. • Masterminds an intricate web of lies, to make it appear his daughter has joined a religious cult. • Delivers his own babies, so doctors won't get suspicious. The Yorkshireman • Threatens the bitches with a beating. |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged sheffield , daughters , rape , incest , fritzl , howto , yorkshire - Current Score: 189 - Added: 6 days ago
| Building a cellar under your house : 10000Euros Soundproofing that cellar and making it invisible to unaware persons in your house, including your own wife : 8000Euros Buying your wife jewellery and other gifts to take her mind off asking about that cult your daughter joined : 500Euros p/a Medical textbooks detailing the correct methods of delivering a baby : 220Euros Having an Englishman break your record, without spending a penny, when you haven't even held it for a year : Priceless | |
Joke by Muzza2k, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged fritzl , sheffield , rape , incest - Current Score: 171 - Added: 6 days ago
| Neither of the two daughters of the Sheffield rapist realised the other was being abused until they got pregnant. That must suck. You're not only being shagged by your dad, but he's cheating on you too. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged incest , sheffield , sister , chating , infidelity - Current Score: 149 - Added: 1 week ago
| Cries of "Super! Great! Smashing!" can be heard all over south Yorkshire, as people from Sheffield and Rotherham can finally use that fucking speedboat they won on Bullseye. | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > UK Floods - Tagged flood , uk , rotherham , sheffield , bullseye - Current Score: 94 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Talking about the father who repeatedly raped his daughters, Gordon Brown has said: "People will want to know how such abuse could go on for so long without the authorities and the wider public services discovering it and taking action." Damn right we do. That guy had technique. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged rape , daughters , sheffield , help , family - Current Score: 89 - Added: 6 days ago
| A Catholic priest has spoken out in outrage at the man from Sheffield who raped and impregnated his two daughters. "Abortion is a sin." | |
Joke by colio, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged sheffield , rape , catholic - Current Score: 88 - Added: 6 days ago
| A Muslim man has just driven his car into the retaining wall of the Sheffield Reservoir. Police believe it may be the start of Ramadam. | |
Joke by tonykirstin, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sheffield , ramadam , muslim - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I knew we could do better than Fritzl England 2 Austria 1. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged austria , england , sheffield , rapist , england - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 week ago
| The Sheffield Rapist threatened his daughters with a "real hiding" if they refused to have sex with him. It's a beautiful system - if you don't get a shag you still get to spank a schoolgirl. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged rapist , rape , sheffield , sex , daughter , fritzl - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 week ago
| I used a computer service to trace my family tree. It got as far as Sheffield, hit an infinite loop and crashed. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged recursion , buffer overflow , inbred , sheffield , interbred , family tree , family , incest - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 days ago
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