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| This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. |    |
Joke by lfever, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , britain , ship , lighthouse - Current Score: 908 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A cargo ship carrying yo-yos has hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic. So far it has sunk sixty three times. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Yo Yo - Tagged cargo , ship , yo yo , atlantic - Current Score: 120 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water! | |
Joke by 23rc, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , ship , sink - Current Score: 84 - Added: 8 months, 4 days ago
| From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts." | |
Joke by paulie xixi, in Jokes with no home > Castaway - Tagged island , passenger , ship , nuts - Current Score: 61 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Prayer - Tagged ship , sinking , captain , pray , me - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 4 days ago
| What ship has never docked in Liverpool? The Premiership | |
Joke by J111STRX8, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged premiership , scum , liverpool , ship , docked , shit - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
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