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| Eight foreign doctors: three bombs, no deaths. Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe; 300 dead. Fuck, it makes you proud to be British! |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , shipman , murder - Current Score: 1063 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about the NHS waiting lists. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , serial killers , nhs , tony blair , harold , shipman , tony , blair , waiting , list , lists - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Shipman was sitting in his cell when the guard brought his dinner in. "Chicken Korma tonight, Shipman," the cheery guard says. An hour later, the guard returns and notices that Shipman has hardly touched his curry. "What's wrong with your dinner?", he asks. "Oh nothing," Shipman replies. "But I could've murdered a naan." | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , shipman , curry - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| ha ha ha ha Amir Khan, the only person to react worse to a jab than Harold Shipman's patients | |
Joke by beez, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged amir , kahn , harold , shipman , jab - Current Score: 22 - Added: 12 hours ago
| These suicides in bridgend have really made me think... every event has its good side.. i mean with so many teenage girls dying, the necrophilia industry must be thriving | |
Joke by CritDragon, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , shipman , necrophilia , suicide - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 week ago
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