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| I met this really kinky girl. "Humiliate me " she said. I bought her a Tottenham shirt. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged tottenham hotspur , kinky , girl , humiliate , shirt - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| A man comes home very late and very drunk. His wife says, "where the fuck have you been till this time?" The man replies, "at the pub." "Right, you fucking smart ass," she says, "explain the fucking lipstick on your collar." The man replies, "fucking easy: I used me shirt to wipe me cock." | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged drunk , pub , lipstick , shirt , cock - Current Score: 112 - Added: 7 months, 9 days ago
| These fucking pants! For fucks sake these cunting socks! Agh! sodding, shitting trousers! Oh this bloody slag of a fucking shirt! I've always been a cross dresser. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged fucking , pants , cunting , socks , shoes , sodding , bloody , trousers , shirt , cross , dresser - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| I went to Bridgend market today. Got some bargain shirts. They're a bit tight round the neck, but they hang well. | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged market , shirt , hang , neck - Current Score: 8 - Added: 9 months, 15 days ago
| A man goes to a bar and gets totally drunk and pukes on his own shirt. He starts saying when he gets home his wife will be pissed . The bartender says don't worry man put this 10 dollars in your shirt pocket and when your wife says what happened tell her that a guy was drunk and he puked on your shirt and gave you 10 dollars to clean it. So the man goes home and says to his wife' Some guy puked on my shirt and put 10 dollars in my pocket to have it cleaned. The wife looks in his shirt and says " honey theres a 20 in there. The man replies " oh yeah i forgot the same man shit my pants!" | |
Joke by zapar, in Jokes with no home > Drink - Tagged drunk , puke , shirt , wife - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
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