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| Gay Ray goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Ray is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" "Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Ray asks bewildered, "Will that cure me, Doc? " Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your fuckin' arse is for." |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , aids , hiv , shits , buggery - Current Score: 189 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Teacher is taking arithmetic class. Quoth she to little Johnny; "I have fifty figs and fifty prunes. If I ate twenty figs and thirty prunes, what would I have?" Quoth little Johnny; "the shits, Miss." | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Afterbirth - Tagged shits - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I had quite a bad accident in the car this morning. I knew it was a bad idea to drive to work with diarrhoea. | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Driving - Tagged diahrreoh , shits , car , drive , work , accident - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Sometimes I think me and the wife got married too quickly. But the vicar had the shits, so you can't blame him for rushing the service. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged marriage , vicar , diarrhoea , shits - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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