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| I think blow up dolls are great. I mean, where else are you going to find a woman that always looks shocked to see the size of your bell end? |    |
Joke by slimjim69, in Sex and shit > Blow Up Doll - Tagged blow up dolls , shocked , penis , size - Current Score: 260 - Added: 1 month, 5 days ago
| A lorry carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the M1 yesterday, shedding it's load across the carriageway. Onlookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, shocked, flabbergasted, startled, speechless and amazed. | |
Joke by bennycmufc, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged lorry , crash , thesaurus , m1 , shocked , words - Current Score: 222 - Added: 10 months, 11 days ago
| I came home yesterday and found that my wife had discovered my private camcorder collection and was watching one of them. She looked really shocked and I was really angry. So I ruined it for her and told her the little girl dies at the end. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged home , wife , private , camcorder , shocked , angry , dies - Current Score: 197 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
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