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| If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting? |    |
Joke by immortalmaniac, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged sex , prostitute , shoplifting , rape , is - Current Score: 985 - Added: 4 months ago
| Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken." "Yes," says Harry, "that's inflation for you." "It's nothing to do with inflation," says grandma, "it's all them fucking security cameras they have nowadays." | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged grandma , old , relatives , shoplifting , terry wogan - Current Score: 151 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do you make a chav run faster? Put a DVD player under his arm. | |
Joke by clocky, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , shoplifting , theft - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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