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| The missus says I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they? |    |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged attention , short , missus , wife - Current Score: 235 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| Why are Mexicans so short? Because when they're young, their parents say, "When you grow up you have to get a job." | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , short , unemployed , job - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| What's E.T. short for? Cos he's got little legs. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged legs , et , short - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. | |
Joke by rob_, in Jokes with no home > Double Meaning - Tagged miles , kilometres , short , name - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Did you know if everyone in China jumped at the same time, they still wouldn't reach your shoulder. | |
Joke by wycome5, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , short , jumped , population - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| It is better to have loved a short girl then to have never loved a tall. | |
Joke by slowriot, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged love , short , tall - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago
| Yesterday, a basketball player and a jockey robbed a shop. The police are searching high and low. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Short People - Tagged short , tall , basketball , jockey , police , robbery , robber , shop , shops - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
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